The Onion: Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Written by admin on March 16th, 2009
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: http://onion.com
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25 Comments at "The Onion: Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women"
AAAAAAAAAAHH, MAKE …
AAAAAAAAAAHH, MAKE ME UNSEE IT!
The spirit of the …
The spirit of the Lord GOD is upon me; because the LORD hath anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to them that are bound. Isaiah 61:1
“What a bunch of …
“What a bunch of dogs”
I loled at that.
“to distract her, …
“to distract her, from killing herself”
… I LOLed. That was beautiful. XD
lol
lol
the ending was the …
the ending was the part that made me laugh… most “funny” videos keep a smile on my face but for me to lol thats special 5/5
“What a bunch of …
“What a bunch of dogs!”
I bet the fat woman punted him for that.
And confused …
And homosexuals can use dating sites cant they?
And confused straight people too
“What a bunch of …
“What a bunch of dogs!” Haha!!!
if only gays could …
if only gays could use those dating websites, we could be getting rejected just as much as women. besides, i’m tired of cutting myself becuase of the continuous blind dates who say “i think we should see other people” right before the appetizers. i’d rather cut myself at home where gays can reject me virtually!
HAHAHA the …
HAHAHA the advertisement just on the right is advertising “sexy christian singles”.
lmfao me too
lmfao me too
that part made me …
that part made me bust up
And you’re opinion …
And you’re opinion means what to me again? Oh that’s right nothing. Why don’t you butt out tard Mcgraw. You make yourself look stupid everyday just by living so wouldn’t talk.
You made yourself …
You made yourself look so stupid typing a whole paragraph to ask some guy to stop replying to you. You are a douche bag
Guess Who likes to …
Guess Who likes to play!
_fastsexfinder -dot- com_
ROFL patrons of …
ROFL patrons of starbucks silentley judge eachother for being there
haha rofl “what a …
haha rofl “what a bunch of dogs”
HAHA This is …
HAHA This is hilarious because it’s so true XD
this is kinda sad…
this is kinda sad…
LOL! AMAZING!
LOL! AMAZING!
I Love this!!!
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I Love this!!!
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not gonna read that …
not gonna read that, your a noobdouche
i’m sorry to hear …
i’m sorry to hear you’re illiterate. it’s ok. again you’re name is douchefag and you call me a . i have no problem being called a cigarette however so i’ll get over it.
not gonna read all …
not gonna read all that, your a , get over it
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