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How to translate online dating profiles

Written by admin on March 18th, 2009

http://www.tangomag.com Smart Talk about Love. Dying to try online dating, but worried that the guy that you’re digitally winking at is really a cyber stalker? Then watch Love U’s “Online Dating Translator.” Also, check out the companion piece to this video: http://www.tangomag.com/2006164/a-year-in-the-personals.html For more Tango videos: http://www.tangomag.com/tangovideos

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25 Comments at "How to translate online dating profiles"

Maikeru722 March 18th, 2009 (#)

Buurrn!
Buurrn!

robotpanda77 March 18th, 2009 (#)

Like you are any …
Like you are any great catch u stuck up indian bimbo.

asdflol123 March 18th, 2009 (#)

douche, average was …
douche, average was 20 mil per month which means not necessarily the same 20 mil of people okay douche?

LordCorinth March 18th, 2009 (#)

towards the …
towards the beginning they said 20million people in online dating like it was some amazing number…. there are more than 300million people in the US alone….

Demock March 18th, 2009 (#)

epic WIN
epic WIN

Ratsamou March 18th, 2009 (#)

Misguided, angry …
Misguided, angry man-hater who has been unsuccessful with online dating perhaps ?

MTwords March 18th, 2009 (#)

haha..oh my.. soooo …
haha..oh my.. soooo… which one of the available SET options should i choose to actually mean that i don’t live with my parents. i’m not rich but i won’t ask for your olive. i’m funny or serious, depending on situation. i’m neither fat, not skinny. i go to college and have no debt.
haha.. anyway.. i enjoyed your video. but what about girls?

how can i read between the lines for girls?

Blickter March 18th, 2009 (#)

Case and point: …
Case and point: Don’t date anyone on the internet?

Seriously, this isn’t helpful in the slightest, you just make everyone sound bad…

Hows this:
Job description: I make videos on the internet.
Actually means: I’m mistrustful of everything and everyone, I think most guys live on the street and can find fault just about everywhere. If you were to date me, I’d always be on your case about something.

Sound about right? Does to me.

Viljarism March 18th, 2009 (#)

I was just about to …
I was just about to say: This is not at all ‘helpful’ advice, it is just stereotyping and condescension.

emilyownz March 18th, 2009 (#)

are you going to …
are you going to eat that olive :P

johnnyschenker March 18th, 2009 (#)

Mrs Tiffany ure …
Mrs Tiffany ure freaking hot!!!

soul2soulproductions March 18th, 2009 (#)

is videoblogging a …
is videoblogging a good way to make money online? i see it funny,but i don’t imagine me doing this. i’d like it though.

Dannicthemanic March 18th, 2009 (#)

So, in essence, …
So, in essence, you’re telling people to ume that everything that someone could possibly say about themself is actually a cover-up of something negative. What fantastic advice, how is life in negativetown?

askmeokay March 18th, 2009 (#)

“You gonna eat that …
“You gonna eat that olive?” Love it.lol

AlexxBub March 18th, 2009 (#)

No offence to you …
No offence to you all, but man up x]]
it’s a funny vid, and I’m pretty sure the author knows that it is not a science, it’s just taking the of online dating!

roflidklol March 18th, 2009 (#)

1.hold yr breath
2 …

1.hold yr breath
2.go to a diffrent video
3.leave this comment
4.if you do it without lettimg go of yr breath yr a good kisser

LuminaLuna March 18th, 2009 (#)

MY OLIVE.
MY OLIVE.

Briichu March 18th, 2009 (#)

Lol @ the “toned” …
Lol @ the “toned” guy.

DragowarriO March 18th, 2009 (#)

Stereotyping is …
Stereotyping is never good.

Peacekeeper76 March 18th, 2009 (#)

so pessimistic.
so pessimistic.

lwchick34 March 18th, 2009 (#)

those guys were …
those guys were funny!!

interplay1 March 18th, 2009 (#)

Funny…

The …
Funny…

The author of this is so sad. What a pessimistic point of view. I bet she winds up old and alone.

Not… Stay away from this kind of man hating Bi***

x4xbaby2girlx0x March 18th, 2009 (#)

lol i like the rich …
lol i like the rich and poor one

finestbottleofheron March 18th, 2009 (#)

whats with the …
whats with the friken olive? “can i get that olive?” man f this vid. btw metagiana ur right!

CommentorX March 18th, 2009 (#)

Kidd13, never take …
Kidd13, never take dating advice from beautiful women. Why? Because all they have to do to get dates is put on a short skirt, go to a public place, and wait. It’s like blood in the water - all they have to do is pick the shark with the biggest earnings potential. And hope he doesn’t peak too early. That’s what she said.

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