he’s got monkey …
he’s got monkey paws:P

men dont like …
men dont like students its lies…know how many times i had to take a lady to school…f that.women lie about thier dangling labia and yeast infection and or herpes that arent outbreak apperant yet LOL not that id really care but step back and listen to how needy of other people society are.hell,if i shared 300 words a week with a loved one or a stranger thats fight worthy.concetrate on yourself forget others,someone will like you for you…works for me so does having 25 facial piercings LOL

anyone want chat?
anyone want chat?

Here’s a pretty …
Here’s a pretty good free one: CupidsDatingNetwork

hairiest hands, ever
hairiest hands, ever

u idiot..
u idiot..

u fail
u fail

u idiot..
u idiot..

youre the idiot it …
youre the idiot it was well worth it. I wouldnt be in the spot i am now if i wouldnt have…

wow i did to but …
wow i did to but she had a miscavage

u idiot
u idiot

I knocked up a girl …
I knocked up a girl I found on myspace. NEVER again will i use the internet for

he does
lmao.x
he does
lmao.x

I know people that …
I know people that have used it successfully.

he has nail polish …
he has nail polish onO_O

As I have always …
As I have always said…DON’T USE THE INTERNET TO MEET PEOPLE!

Hairy Hands.
Hairy Hands.

well just tell da …
well just tell da truth its gonna come out anyway

30% how creepy
30% how creepy

Basically…we …
Basically…we should attract the others tweaking the profile so the other will run like an African Gazelle when they meet you. Yeah sure…nice job. Where did just PLAIN HONESTY go? By the way online dating doesnt work.

Grrrrrrr…¤UR kind …
Grrrrrrr…¤UR kind ¤f “W¤Man”…>#8}…..
“AttenTi¤n!”

Not all the time. …
Not all the time. It usually depends on the girls your talking about. I know when I start talking about my guy the first thing that I go through is the fact he can fight and we both are dorks.

women will date …
women will date dudes with money. period.
even when they dont admit, when i ask em about the guy, the first things that pop up are materialistic. [job, apartment, car, etc].

ok……..

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ok……..

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